Letterman’s Top 10 Ways To Make The World Series More Exciting
10/28/2006
Top Ten Ways To Make The World Series More Exciting
As heard on his show earlier this week:
10. Instead of fireworks, games kick off with North Korean nuclear test
9. Get "Weird Al" Yankovic to write wacky new lyrics to national anthem
8. Detroit Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers wears nothing but pine tar
7. Allow top players to use performance-enhancing supplements...Oh wait, they already do that
6. Once an inning, catcher has to take one in the nuts
5. More shots of FOX's hot new young stars
4. Give Mel Gibson some tequila and ask what he thinks of Sandy Koufax
3. Oh, I don't know -- shorten the game by 2 or 3 hours
2. Just for fun, bring an A-Rod to choke
1. Between innings, Madonna adopts a ball boy
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